Oblivion

Narrator : Jauffre wants to lead Martin to the Cloud Ruler Temple, the fabled headquarter of the order of the Blades. Only there he thinks the future emperor could be safe.

Jauffre : Let's go men there is no time to waste.
Archus : Yeah, let's go to wherever it is !
Martin : Wait a minute, there's no 3rd horse ?
Jauffre : unfortunately the 3rd died during the assassins raid , but Archus told me you were pretty used to running now
Martin : sigh the Nine are really testing me ...

Narrator : The travel took a long time, and it was never a safe one : daedras constantly ambushed the trio.

Archus : Ah ! we got them all !
Martin out of breath from running : Huff huff huff .. By the Nine, it's not easy to fight when you're out of breath constantly after all that running.
Jauffre : You should try to fight with an arrow in your shoulder, the pain is excruciating.
Archus trying to look innocent : Damn, those daedras archers are everywhere.

Narrator : But despite the rigors of the battle, Archus had a good time travelling around.

Archus : Looks nice around there.
Jauffre : Yes we are blessed by the Nine for the beauty of this world.
Martin out of breath from running : Huff huff huff .. yeah the landscape .. huff huff .. is pretty around there ... huff huff ...

Narrator : The group was reaching the mountains , the land was noticably changing.

Archus : Everyone is still there ?
Jauffre : Yes, no problem at all and not even tired.
Martin out of breath from running : Huff huff huff ... damn you both.

First screen, Bro. Martin's facial expression seems to match your dialog, lol. Nexus Mods has mods that allow Oblivion NPC followers to ride a horse of their own or have their own horses.

The Chernobyl Exclusion Zone again beckons in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Call of Pripyat. It's a different kind of Oblivion.

Oblivion


Narrator : Snow is covering the Cyrodiil mountains, the group is still progressing toward the hidden temple.

Martin out of breath from running : huff .. huff .. are we still far ... huff ... huff .. from the temple ?
Jauffre : not that much my liege, the summit is not that far anymore, stay strong.
Archus : see Marty, told you it was near that Bruma city, so stop whining .

Narrator : Soon they reached the mysterious Cloud Ruler Temple in which the Blades greeted them.

Jauffre : We arrived friends, hear my order Blades and make way for the future emperor.
Martin trying to regain his breath : Huff ... huff ... AHHHHH FINALLY THIS HELL IS OVER ...
Archus : Such a cool place, finally a bit of rest for the horses after this long travel.
Martin thinking to himself : Damn you guys.

Narrator : The Blades were now assembled in the main court of the Temple to hail the new emperor, Martin Septim.

Archus : I notice that the guy did nothing and still they acclaim him as if he was some big gun.
Narrator : Martin is the last son of the late Uriel Septim , it makes sense that he inherits the emperor rank as prescribed by the imperial law.
Archus : Yeah, yeah another case of blatant nepotism and those nepo babies makes it a law to ensure they stay in power forever....

Narrator : After making a speech in front of the Blades, Martin walks to Archus.

Martin : The Nine had put me into a strange ordeal my friend, but i still live thanks for your help.
Archus : Thanks for your massive plot armor you should say, you died a dozen times already since Kvatch and the Nine brought you back everytime.
Martin : Well, such is the way of the Nine, who are we to try to understand their migthy work ?
Archus : Sure, do you know if there's a king spot available somewhere around now that the emperor one is taken (damn nepobaby )
Martin : Unfortunately every ranked spots are already taken, but see Jauffre maybe he has something for you.
Archus : Thanks for nothing as usual ...

Narrator : Leaving Martin to his welcome party , Archus went to talk to Jauffre

Jauffre : against all odds you proved instrumental to this, you managed to save and bring the new emperor back alive.
Archus : yeah yeah, that's cool and all, but what's the reward Jauffre ?
Jauffre : huh .. ah yes, with the recent trouble we lost some Blades, so there's a spot in the order for someone like you Archus.
Archus : is the pay good ?
Jauffre : of course duty and honor are a reward in themselves, but hey take this good sword it will serve you well.
Archus : sigh ... and all i got was this lousy katana... oh well.

Oblivion


Narrator : Leaving Martin, Jauffre and the Blades in their hidden temple, Archus travelled to the nearby city of Burma.

Archus : At least i'll probably meet some nice people in there and hopefully money from selling all that loot i'm carrying.

Narrator : Archus entered some houses to meet with the locals

Archus : Hello woman, how is life around there ?
Arnoria Auria : ...
Archus : ...
Arnoris Auria : Leave now.
Archus : Ok

Narrator : During his visits around the city Archus ran into a crime scene, a body was lying dead on the bed and the guards were investigating.

City Guard : A vampire hunter killed this vampire, but his wife is saying that her husband wasn't such creature, we're a bit puzzled.
Archus : Oh it's time for Detective Archus to shine !
City Guard thinking to himself : Great another idiot going to do our job for free, time to visit the tavern and get drunk.

Narrator : Investigating around and asking the city folks, Archus decided to visit the Countess of Burma for more information about her city.

Archus : Those Burma guys have such strange taste in statues

Narrator : Inside the castle Archus met the Countess Narina Carvain, the ruler of Burma.

Archus : Hello woman, how is life around there ?
Countess Narina Carvain : ...
Archus : ...
Countess Narina Carvain talking to the guards : Can you stop allowing every moron to just go and talk to me without being invited.

Narrator : Archus was a bit puzzled on where to find new clues, so he went to the tavern in which he spotted a City Guard sleeping drunk in a corner of the room.

Archus : Hello everyone, a free beer to anyone that can give me a clue to progress my investigation !
Olav : My good man, i have a key to the vampire hunter bedroom and he isn't there , 2 free beers and it's yours.
Archus : Ah finally my superior detective skills proved their worth !

My main game at the moment!